SPECIAL OFFER: Buy One, Get One FREE

"Liberal Tears" Can Cooler 3-Pack

  • Guaranteed laughter from friends & family.
  • 1 Red, 1 White, 1 Blue. Patriots only.
  • Fits cans & bottles. Will fit a Liberal's Zima.
  • Double-sided printing for double the triggerings.
  • 4mm Poly-foam for Big League insulation.

Was $18 Now $14.90

NO RISK. 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE.

"I promise that these can coolers will make your friends and family laugh out loud or your money back. I'll even pay the return shipping!"

Owner, drinker of Liberal Tears

OVER 3000 SETS SOLD!
What customers are saying:

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These coozies really TRUMP the competition, and certainly kept my beverages as cold as a snowflake. They are BIG LEAGUE quality.

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John S.

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Ever since I bought these koozies I have been drinking more, just so I can keep my beverage cold and spirits high. I smile every time I take a sip of liberal tears.

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Brian M.

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Got one of these for a Christmas present. Can't wait to refill these koozies of freedom with the freshly squeezed tears!

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Todd B.

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'Merica! Gonna melt some SNOWFLAKES with these flame throwers. I'm going to buy a set for the truck!

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Zachary F.

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This liberal tears can coozie keeps my beverage as cold as a snow flake.

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Bert C.

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Just simply awesome. Unless you're a snowflake.

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Chevy G.

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Gift for husband-- He was truly surprised when he got them -- he had to take pics and post them to show all his friends. Great quality, bright colors and thick foam.

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Patricia F.

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I expected a lazily made product but was pleasantly surprised to find these are very nice quality! A must have and well worth the money.

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Justin P.

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I ordered a set of these and was very satisfied with the quality. The design looks great and the material is very substantial. Best of all, I can sip on a can of liberal tears for hours while it stays ice cold.

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Kyle L.

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The drink coolers are an awesome conversation starter. The coolers arrived on time, in good condition and well-packaged. They appeared just as they do on the web page. Recommended for the beer-drinker who likes to make snowflakes squirm.

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Edward M.

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I received two emails to leave a review for this item. It arrived as described. I cannot comment on the functionality as this was purchased as a gift and is currently wrapped in Chrismas wrapping paper under a Christmas tree. We won't know how well they work until they are opened by the recipient.

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Madalyn W.

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A little thin but vibrant colors and product is just just as advertised. Best of all is the reaction of others when they read it.

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Dare C.

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All the way across the US in two days!! Wow!! Thank you!! These don't feel like cheap crap either. Sure to make my celebration tonight much more enjoyable!!

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Bobby

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MESSAGE FROM THE OWNER:
"Punch back in the culture wars"

After the election I was tired of seeing liberals crying and screaming at the sky. Andrew Breitbart said, "Politics is downstream from culture," and I wanted to punch back in the culture wars. The can coolers were born.

My friends and family took one look and laughed hysterically. They all wanted a set! I won money betting on Trump's election so I invested that into 300 sets. I sold 3000!

The coolers are great at gatherings, bbqs, and as gifts. They can also make Thanksgiving dinners awkward if you have liberal in-laws. MAGA!"

-Brian Lambelet, owner & drinker of liberal tears

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